🔥 Evolution skipped a few of y’all.

This hoodie is for when the DNA test results come back 85% Neanderthal, 15% Confederate. For the folks still grunting in Facebook comment sections, mad that their great-great-great grandpa got bodied in the meme wars of 1865.

Let’s be real—some folks got fire-starting skills, and some just start fires. If your idea of political discourse is yelling “I’m not racist, but…” while chewing on raw meat, this ain’t for you. But if you’re the type to keep your spine straight and your punchlines sharper than their cranial development? This is your uniform.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Hip Hop For The Future Spc. and hiphopforthefuture spc ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at Khafre@hhftf.org. You can also write to us at 4343 Essex #3, Emeryville, CA 94608 or 4343 Essex #3, Emeryville, CA 94608.